Happy Thanksgiving!
Well it is getting to be that time of the year. Thanksgiving. It’s the holiday that in my opinion kicks of the holiday madness. My assumption after many years is that we now use Thanksgiving for two reasons. One being to toss our diets to the side and stuff ourselves until we are ready to burst only to bring forth dessert. Then there is the need to take in a mighty amount of carbs and food for the Black Friday morning madness. We need a night of good rest and plenty of carbs so that mothers everywhere can start their chaotic escapade of tackling each other for today’s hot children’s toy.
As men look on with fear filled eyes as their wifes, girlfriends, sisters and mothers turn from their calm states into “cash saving” raging lunatics. Not to say that us men won’t be out there as well. But we tend to know exactly what and where we will go. We also tend to know that our asses aren’t getting dragged out of bed before 7:00am to save $4.00 on some random ass item a store decided to have as a door buster promotion. Not to say all the deals are meh. Just very hit and miss.
Well in the end today is a good day. It’s a day to spend together with the family and I smell the yummy scents wafting from the kitchen so it’s time for me to go salivate at the table a bit.