Secret Wars
I’ve decided that I’ve kept quiet about this for far too long. As we all know, at least those of us in the know, there has been a secret war raging for decades between two factions that most likely don’t even know they exist. This war has been documented on another website and has to do with the great divide between people who stand when they wipe during #2 in the bathroom and those who sit. Today, however, I’m going to talk about another bathroom related secret war.
This war has raged for decades as well, however, it was brought to light in that famous Seinfeld episode where George gets disoriented and leaves the bathroom without his shirt during a party. Yes, this war stretches to a time far before that. I’m talking about the great divide that exists between people who take their shirts off during #2 and those who do not. I personally cannot fathom why you would keep your shirt on and I hope that you will keep an open mind and try taking it off at least once. Now that I have gotten the word out today, I’m going to do what I usually do, leave the rest up to Jdrames to create a poll and put it up here so that we can have some completely unscientific data to see where exactly the population stands on this hot button issue.
Why are you so obsessed with toilets and what people do on them?
Hmm, well I gave myself two choices. This or donate for efforts in Haiti. I stand by my choice. OH!
Too soon?
That or you have problems. Serious problems.
I have little to add. That being that I’m not sure why exactly I would get naked on the porcelain thrown, unless I had entered the bathroom already naked. Perhaps it is a cultural thing for you?
On the Haiti note. I’m glad they have help rah rah rah. But in the end there are so many children in our own country that go hungry and are left in horrible situations and it gets next to no news coverage and what not.
I have a little to add to this one. First of all, Jason. I think that the whole going in to take a number two while your naked better be followed by a shower (other wise, why would you be naked in the first place). Second. Edwin, if your taking your shirt off to do the number two…. at what point do you put it back on? And if you say, well after i flush….. what was the point of taking it off to begin with? Lastly, its definitely not to soon to start paying close attention to the homeless/hungry in our country…. but it might be a little early to start making jokes about other peoples misfortunes. That’s my thoughts on the matter. And just in case you wanted to know, i keep my shirt on for the number two, unless I am wearing my uniform, in which case I will take my jacket off. –Nichole
Hmm I’m glad at least Nichole was able to stay on topic. And I suppose Jdrames as well. I could tell you the point of putting it back on after someone flushes but that may be considered too immature. Hopefully I remember to put it back on before I leave the bathroom. Haven’t made that mistake yet. Anyways, all I say is that people should give it a try. See what happens. None of this blind hate….Laura, haha.